25 Signs That You
Had Enough of the 90s!
1. You just tried to enter your password on the
microwave.
2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach
your family of three.
3. You call your son's beeper to let him know
it's time to eat. He emails you back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?"
4. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via
her web site.
5. You chat several times a day with a stranger
from South Africa, but you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor
yet this year.
6. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken
noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea.
7. You check your blow-dryer to see if it's Y2K
compliant.
8. Your grandmother clogs up your e-mail inbox
asking you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a
screen saver.
9. You pull up in your own driveway and use your
cell phone to see if anyone is home.
10. Every commercial on television has a web-site
address at the bottom of the screen.
11. You buy a computer and a week later it is
out of date and now sells for half the price you paid.
12. The concept of using real money, instead of
credit or debit, to make a purchase is foreign to you.
13. Cleaning up the dining room means getting
the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.
14. Your reason for not staying in touch with
family is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
15. You consider second-day air delivery painfully
slow.
16. Your dining room table is now your flat filing
cabinet.
17. Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored
Post-it notes.
18. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead
of in person.
19. You get an extra phone line so you can get
phone calls.
20. You turn off your Modem and get this awful
feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
21. You get up in the morning and go online before
getting your coffee.
22. You wake up at 2am to go to the bathroom and
check your E-mail on your way back to bed.
23. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
:)
24. You're reading this.
25. Even worse; you're going to forward it to
someone else.