NOFX Puns
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Liberal Animation: Animal Liberation

Freedumb: freedom
Piece: Peace (fight for peace, but where's the war)
Mike Rakhabit (his name on SM airlines): My crack habit
Day to daze: day to days
Five feet under: As opposed to 6 feet under; the guy in the song is almost dead.
Professional Crastination: Like Pro. (abbreviation) Crastination or procrastination
You drink, you drive, you spill: Spill, as opposed to kill.
Scream for change: Change in the money sense, not the social change
El Lay: LA.The town.
Gonoherpasyphlaids: Gonnoreah, herpes, syphilis, and aids all in one.
Seymour Butts (drummer on longest line): See more butts.
Soul Doubt: sold out
The Brews: as in hebrews, right?
Hobophobic: as opposed to hoMophobic
Bleeding Heart Disease: combo of bleeding heart liberal and heart disease. The whole song itself, is, of course, a take off on "do ray mi fa so la..."
Drain Bramaged: Brain Damaged
Erik Ghint: Arrogant
Erik Shun: Erection
Izzy Drew Lynn: Is he Drooling
Herb Reathstinks: Her breath stinks
Punk in Drublic: Drunk in Public
P.M.R.C.: The Parental Music Resource Center
Here comes the Neighborhood: A slight take off on "there goes the..."
Mr Jones: The songs about Heroin, the line that goes "without you whats the 'point'" is referring also to the point on a needle
You put your Chocolate in my peanut butter: "there's no justice theres just us" is like justice=just us, a simple play on words.
Professional Crastination: "we're living in a procrastination" That means procrasti-nation; nation as in a country. Living in the land of Procrasti, ya know.
Together on the sand: "I had my fingers up her... country music played on the radio" This is obviously supposed to sound like "I had my fingers up her CUNTry music played on the radio"
Whatever Didi Wants: "I wouldn't walk 500 miles when I could fly coach" is a take off on that lame old Proclaimers song "I´m Gonna Be [500 Miles]" (punk cover of it by Propaghandi!!!).
Bang Gang: take off on "gang bang", as in what homeys do.
In the song my name is Bud. The line my sister's name is Mary Jane and mines Bud. These are allusions to marijuana.
Champs Elysees is a street in Paris with all the expensive stores, pubs and shit.
Quart In Session is a take-off of "court in session" (like the American court system).
Greediocracy is a combination of greed and democracy.
Stranger than fishin is a rip off of Bad Religion's Stranger than fiction.
Dying Degree is Die And Agree.
Herojuana is a mixture of Hero(in) & Marijuana
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