Mondo Bizarro
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1. Censorshit
2. Job That Ate My Brain
3. Poison Heart
4. Anxiety
5. Strength to Endure
6. It's Gonna Be Alright
7. Take It as It Comes
8. Main Man
9. Tomorrow She Goes Away
10. I Won't Let It Happen
11. Cabbies on Crack
12. Heidi Is a Headcase
13. Touring
 

Censorshit

Tipper, what's that sticker sticking on my CD? 
Is that some kind of warning to protect me? 
Freedom of choice needs a stronger, stronger voice. 
You can stamp out the source, but you can't stop creative thoughts. 

Ah, tipper come on, ain't you been getting it on? 
Ask Ozzie, Zappa or me. 
We'll show you what it's like to be free. 

Ah, tipper come on, it's just a smoke screen for the real problems: 
S&L deficit, the homeless, the environment. 

Hey, hey all you, all you senators wives, 
Better take a good look at your own lives 
Before you go preaching to me 
Your definition of obscenity. 

Ah, tipper come on, ain't you been getting it on? 
Ask Ozzie, Zappa or me. 
We'll show you what it's like to be free. 

Ah, tipper come on, it's just a smoke screen for the real problems: 
S&L deficit, the homeless, the environment. 

The irony it seems, it seems to me, 
It's un-american policy. 
Yeah, we've come so far but still only to find 
People like you with ignorant minds. 

Ah, tipper come on, ain't you been getting it on? 
Ask Ozzie, Zappa or me. 
We'll show you what it's like to be free. 

Ah, tipper come on, it's just a smoke screen for the real problems: 
S&L deficit, the homeless, the environment.
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The Job That Ate My Brain

Out of the bed at 6:15 
In a rush, I need caffeine 
Gotta catch the bus and train 
I'm in a rush, I feel insane 

I can't take this crazy pace 
I've become a mental case 
Yeah, this is the job that ate my brain 

Go to work, it's such a drag 
Face the boss, he's such a nag 
In a suit and in a tie 
I look so lame I want to die 

I can't take this crazy pace 
I've become a mental case 
Yeah, this is the job that ate my brain 

I can't take this crazy pace 
I've become a mental case 
Yeah, this is the job that ate my brain 

I punch the clock at 9:05 
I know I'm late, but still alive 
Everyone just stares at me 
I'm last in line for prosperity 

I can't take this crazy pace 
I've become a mental case 
Yeah, this is the job that ate my brain 

Five o'clock rolls around 
I feel so glad I kiss the ground 
Ain't enough hours in the day 
There's go to be a better way 

I can't take this crazy pace 
I've become a mental case 
Yeah, this is the job that ate my brain 

I can't take this crazy pace 
I've become a mental case 
Yeah, this is the job that ate my brain
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Poison Heart

No one ever thought this one would survive. 
Helpless child, gonna walk a drum beat behind. 
Lock you in a dream, never let you go, 
Never let you laugh or smile, not you. 

I just want to walk right out of this world, 
'cause everybody has a poison heart. 
I just want to walk right out of this world, 
'cause everybody has a poison heart. 

Making friends with a homeless torn up man, 
He just kind of smiles, it really shakes me up. 
There's danger on every corner but I'm okay, 
Walking down the street trying to forget yesterday. 

I just want to walk right out of this world, 
'cause everybody has a poison heart. 
I just want to walk right out of this world, 
'cause everybody has a poison heart. 

You know that life really takes its toll 
And a poet's gut reaction is to search his very soul. 
So much damn confusion before my eyes, 
but nothing seems to phase me and this one still survives. 

I just want to walk right out of this world, 
'cause everybody has a poison heart. 
I just want to walk right out of this world, 
'cause everybody has a poison heart.
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Anxiety

Anxiety, anxiety keeps me happy. 
Anxiety, anxiety keeps me happy. 
Always stiff, all day long. 
Nothing's right till it's all wrong. 
It makes no sense until I'm tense. 
Always laughing at your expense. 

Anxiety, anxiety keeps me happy. 
Anxiety, anxiety keeps me happy. 
Always biting on my nails. 
Always stiff, it never fails. 
Now I think I'll pick my nose, 
Wipe it on my sweaty clothes. 

Anxiety, anxiety keeps me happy. 
Anxiety, anxiety keeps me happy. 
Always screamin' at someone. 
Got a temper like a gun. 
Hair trigger personality. 
Anxiety keeps me hap-happy. 

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And I'm crazy, crazy, crazy in a crazy world. 
I'm crazy, crazy, crazy in a crazy world. 
I'm crazy, crazy, crazy in a crazy world. 
I'm crazy, crazy, crazy in a crazy world. 

A-N-X-I-E-T-Y 
A-N-X-I-E-T-Y 
Anxiety keeps me high, 
Cross my heart and hope to die. 
ANXIETY 
ANXIETY 
ANXIETY 
ANXIETY
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Strength To Endure

Walking through the cross fire heart 
Feeling heavy and hopeless. 
Wonderin' how I ever will 
See through this darkness. 
Every drop of blood 
Can be so beautiful, 
And I sure was bleedin' 
The drops by the bucketful. 

I have the strength to endure 
And all the love so pure. 
I have the strength to endure 
Because... because... 

I'm not afraid to tell her 
Just how things work. 
Ride a hurricane through the fast lane. 
Always looking over my shoulder. 

She said, "There's something about you, 
And neon lights always glow hot. 
Baby we can see this through, 
Just give me all the strength you've got." 

I have the strength to endure 
And all the love so pure. 
I have the strength to endure 
Because... because... 

I'm not afraid to tell her 
Just how things work. 
Ride a hurricane through the fast lane. 
Always looking over my shoulder. 

She said, "There's something about you, 
And neon lights always glow hot. 
Baby we can see this through, 
Just give me all the strength you've got." 

I have the strength to endure 
And all the love so pure. 
I have the strength to endure 
Because... because...
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It's Gonna Be Alright

To our fans far and near 
We're so glad you can all be here 
And when life gets oh-oh so hard 
You make it all worth while 
Screaming, shouting, wham-slam-bam 
That wild headbanging style 

This is dedicated to our fans across the world 
You're the best, most loyalest, and that's for sure 
When life gets oh so frustrating 
You make it all worth while 
Gonna have some fun tonight 
Ain't it great to be alive 

It's gonna be o.k. 
It's gonna be alright 
It's gonna be... 
And you're the only ones who understand 
It's gonna be o.k. 
It's gonna be alright 
It's gonna be... 
And you're the only ones who understand 

Got good feelings about this year 
All is very well, C.J. is here 
'92 spells more fun 
Let's get into gear 
It's the year of the monkey, gonna be real funky 
Buy yourself a beer 

It's gonna be o.k. 
It's gonna be alright 
It's gonna be... 
And you're the only ones who understand 
It's gonna be o.k. 
It's gonna be alright 
It's gonna be... 
And you're the only ones who understand 

It's gonna be alright 
It's gonna be alright 
It's gonna be alright 

It's gonna be o.k. 
It's gonna be alright 
It's gonna be... 
And you're the only ones who understand 
It's gonna be o.k. 
It's gonna be alright 
It's gonna be... 
And you're the only ones who understand...who understand 

It's gonna be alright 
It's gonna be o.k. 
It's gonna be alright 
It's gonna be alright
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Take It As It Comes

Time to live, time to lie 
Time to laugh, time to die 

Take it easy, baby. 
Take it as it comes. 
Don't move too fast 
If you want your love to last 
A-you've been movin' much too fast 

Time to walk, time to run 
Time to aim your arrows at the sun 

Take it easy, baby 
Take it as it comes 
Don't move too fast 
If you want your love to last 
A-you've been movin' much too fast 

Go real slow 
You'll like it more and more 
Take it as it comes 
Specialize in havin' fun 

Take it easy, baby 
Take it as it comes 
Don't move too fast 
If you want your love to last 
A-you've been movin' much too fast 
Movin' much too fast 
Movin' much too fast
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Main Man

When I start movin', you see a blur. 
Get hooked on me baby, there ain't no cure. 
I've always been able to laugh at fate. 
Two brown eyes filled with hate. 

I'm the man who makes the street his home 
And my lean mean heart is just as hard as stone. 

Oh, I'm my main man. 
Don't want nothing from no one. 
I'm my main man. 
Always ready for what ever's gonna happen. 

Spend my time in a cold jail cell, 
Shootin' up poison and livin' in hell. 
And I never care what people think, 
My history's written on me in tattooed ink, 
And still life goes on, tracks on my arms, 
And the number thirteen is my good luck charm. 

Oh, I'm my main man. 
Don't want nothing from no one. 
I'm my main man. 
Always ready for what ever's gonna happen. 

What happens to me is my own affair. 
If you don't like me, I really don't care. 
'cause no one's been what I've been through, 
And I don't do what people want me to do. 
I'll fight you till the bitter end, 
And then I'll screw your little girl friend. 

Oh, I'm my main man. 
Don't want nothing from no one. 
I'm my main man. 
Always ready for what ever's gonna happen.
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Tomorrow She Goes Away

Infatuation, she's a fatal attraction 
Hangin' 'round, screwing with my mind 
I hope I've seen her for the very last time 

Danger's intriguing, but I don't want to die 
Got to leave this psycho behind 
I hope I've seen her for the very last time 

And I can't wait 'til tomorrow 
I can't wait another day 
I can't wait 'til tomorrow 
Tomorrow she goes away 

Over my shoulder, I keep looking back 
I feel a presence following me 
And so I know I'll never be free 

And I can't wait 'til tomorrow 
I can't wait another day 
I can't wait 'til tomorrow 
Tomorrow she goes away 

Over my shoulder, I keep looking back 
I feel a presence following me 
And so I know I'll never be free 

And I can't wait 'til tomorrow 
I can't wait another day 
I can't wait 'til tomorrow 
Tomorrow she goes away
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I Won't Let It Happen

Got my sights, baby, set on you 
The things she said, well, maybe they're true 
But it's not gonna happen 
I won't let it happen 
I won't let it happen, not again 

Easy come, easy go, easily 
But that's not how I want it to be 
It's not gonna happen 
I won't let it happen 
I won't let it happen, not again 

Sitting all alone by the telephone 
When are you coming home? 
When are you coming home? 
Hey! 

Easy come, easy go, easily 
But that's not how I want it to be 
And it's not gonna happen 
I won't let it happen 
I won't let it happen, not again 
Not again 
Not again 
Not again
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Cabbies On Crack

Got into a cab, Broadway 59 
Took off like a flash, almost lost my mind 
Oh, oh, oh 
Cabbies on crack 

It first felt like at thrill ride 
Excited for a while 
Got pretty scary swerving at 100 miles an hour 
Oh, oh, oh 
Cabbies on crack 

I want to get out, 
Out of this yellow shell 
I want to get out, 
Crack cabbies straight from hell 

And I don't wanna die before I've lived 
Cabbies on... Cabbies on crack 

Cabbies on crack 
Want my money back 
Disco blasting out 
Stomach in my mouth 
Oh, oh, oh 
Cabbies on crack 

Times Square was approaching 
He braked for the light 
At 90 miles an hour 
Flashed by, I saw my life 
Oh, oh, oh 
Cabbies on crack 

I want to get out, 
Out of this yellow shell 
I want to get out, 
Crack cabbies straight from hell 

And I don't wanna die before I've lived 
Cabbies on... Cabbies on crack 

And I don't wanna die before I've lived 
Cabbies on... Cabbies on crack 
Cabbies on... Cabbies on crack 

Cabbies on crack 

Cabbies on crack 
Cabbies on...
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Heidi Is A Headcase

Headcase baby 
She's a cool kind of crazy 
Wild and she's willing 
Into early Dylan 

She drives me crazy, oh yeah, ooh-ooh yeah 

When I look into her big brown eyes 
I'm so glad to know she's mine 
My little headcase, yeah, ooh-ooh, yeah 
My little headcase, yeah, ooh-ooh, yeah 

Heidi is a headcase, a rebel, an arouser 
Cranks up her Rickenbacker 
Blasts away for hours 
What's she doin' now on the escalator 
Snortin' up some speed off a picture of Stiv Bators 

What'ya doin'? 

When I look into her big brown eyes 
I'm so glad to know she's mine 
My little headcase, yeah, ooh-ooh, yeah 
My little headcase, yeah, ooh-ooh, yeah 

Ooh, baby baby, whatever you do now, don't ever go away 
Ooh, baby baby, whatever you do now, don't ever go astray 
Don't you ever go away, ooh-ooh, yeah 
Now don't you ever go away, ooh-ooh, yeah 

Heidi is a headcase 
Heidi is a headcase 
Heidi is a headcase 
Heidi is a headcase
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Touring

Well, we've been to London and we've been to L.A. 
Spain, New Zealand, and the U.S.A. 
Europe, Japan, and Pango-Pango 
Canada, Siam, Oz and Kamoto 

The kids all come from miles around 
The party gets started when the sun goes down 
And Holiday Inn's the only home I know, I know, I know, I know 

Rock'n'roll's alive 'cause we got the power, baby 
Crusin' down the highway at 500 miles an hour, mayby 

We got a fuel-injected tour bus, man it really flies 
With a video tape deck inside 
Let's go, rock'n'roll, everybody come on 
Let's go, rock'n'roll, everybody come along 

Touring, touring, is never boring 
Touring, touring, is never boring 
Touring, touring, is never boring 
Touring, touring, oh baby, touring 
Especially with your favorite girl 
Touring, touring, all around the world 

Well, we've been around this great big world 
And we've met all kinds of guys and girls 
From Kamoto Islands to Rockaway Beach 
No, it's not hard, not far to reach 

American girls knock me out, you know 
Fast cars, cold beer and rock'n'roll 
America is the only home I know, I know, I know, I know 

Let's go, Let's go, Let's go, Let's go 
500 miles to Mexico 
Let's go, Let's go, Let's go, Let's go 
200 miles to Tokyo 
Let's go 
Oh, let's go 
Oh, let's go 
Oh, let's go 

Drive, drive, drive the night away 
Straight on through to the break of day 
Drive, drive, drive the night away 
Well, it's in your blood, it's in your blood 

Touring, touring, is never boring 
Touring, touring, is never boring 
Touring, touring, is never boring 
Touring, touring, oh baby, touring 
Especially with your favorite girl 
Touring, touring, all around the world 
Touring, touring, all around the world 
Touring, touring, all around the world 

Touring, touring, all around the world
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