I didn't come here
To see you pouring beer all over your face
And no one told me T
hat if you liked us you'd shoot up the place
Somebody called the bouncer and get this guy off the stage
He wrote his number on his boxers
but he's three times my age

C'mon and tell me
Are you gonna move it for me
I wanna know now
Are you gonna move it for me

You wanna meet me
But you wrote a bad review of our show
If you don't like us
What are you doing standing in the front row
If you didn't come to party why did you bother coming at all
And if you wanna get it on take it to the bathroom stall

Are you gonna move it for me
(are you gonna move it for me) 3X

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DO YOU WANNA HIT IT 

Another friday night with the contraband
Waiting for my plane to land
Have a sip of this jack and mixer
Watch the lakers beat the sixers

I'm tired of hitting on you
It's about time to be getting on you
All messed up and I don't care
So c'mon take off your underwear

Give me one more hit c'mon
Just one more hit c'mon

I got enough to split it
Do you wanna hit
We're never gonna quit it
Do you wanna hit it

I can't stand up but that's ok
So let's crawl to the back of my chevrolet
But check your door make sure you lock it
Cause you got something for me in your pocket

I think you'll like what I can do
I saved the last shot just for you
Chug some more from my flask
So c'mon it's not too much to ask

Do you wanna hit it

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40 BOYS IN 40 NIGHTS

Spendin every night in a different state
Spendin every night with a different date
I come into town and have a look around
And then I find a guy who wants to get down

I got boys all over the road
I got boys helpin me unload

Forty boys in forty nights
I got no time to see the sights

Sometimes I nibble and sometimes I bite
I kinda sorta wanna get skintite
Have some now save some for later
But there's no cute boys in decater

Ch.

Makin out all night in hollywood
You know I'd do 'em all if I could
My honey in Stuttgart doesn't care
That I collect their underwear
I got boys all over the road
I got boys helpin me unload

Ch.

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PLAY MY GAME

Well you can play my game
If you just tell me your name
And you can play my game
But I'll put you to shame

I almost broke my highest score
When you walked through that door
I lost my game and you're to blame
I could have been in the hall of fame

Ch. (same as intro) 2X

Let's play ball we don't need a court
Just you and me baby full contact sport
And there's no ref to tell us to stop
So we can play until we drop

Ch.
Well you can play my game
Hey
Well you can play my game
Hey hey hey

I'll let you flip my flipper
If you let me unzip your zipper
Come on let's play ten more rounds
I wanna take you outta bounds

Ch.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

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MIDNIGHT SNACK

I'm sitting all alone in my room
With no one to share my oranjeboom
Everyone else in the house is asleep
And i want you right here next to me
Cause baby I'm not tired yet
So I head down to the kitchenette

For a midnite snack
(midnite snack)
For a midnite snack
(midnite snack)
Tell that girl of yours that you'll be right back
Cause I want a little piece of you with my midnite snack

You drove up without your headlights on
I met you halfway across the lawn
And then you made me a rootbeer float
But we finished it before you took off your coat
Baby you've got the right attitude
You know that junk food gets me in the mood

I just wanna borrow you
And a box of cereal too
Don't have a heart attack
Cause you can have her back
I just want you for a midnite snack

Ch.

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DRIVIN' THRU MY HEART

Tore out my heart and you ran it over
You never said goodbye
Crushed it like a can in your landrover
Why won't you tell me why

You drive away and you don't come back
My flat heart's lyin in the middle of the race track

Stop drivin thru my heart
You ditched me at the mini mart
Stop drivin thru my heart
You've gotta finish what you start

You dumped me for the third time yesterday
And you've got someone new
I saw you with her and I ran away
You've got another heart to drive thru

Ch.
I need a doctor kinda sorta
What's wrong with me
He said there's a skidmark on my aorta
And there's no remedy

Ch. 2X

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YOU'VE GOT A CRUSH ON ME

The show is done
But you're still hangin around
You want some fun
But I'm on my way outta town

You know you wanna hit it
So why don't you just admit it

You've got a crush on me
And it's easy to see
That you write about me in your diary
You've got a crush on me Never gonna go away

I talked to you
And you tried to play it cool
That's hard to do
When you're wiping off your drool

Ch.

Your're all alone
Your friends all left cause you were waiting for me
You call my phone
But you'll never get past my caller i.d.

Ch.

You've got a crush on me
( you've got a crush on me)
You've got a crush on me 3X

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LITTLE BOY

Little boy little boy
Go and find some other girl to annoy
Don't you know I can't be treated like a toy
Cause that's for me to do to you

Take me home take me home
Have you ever even tried to use a comb
I think you might be missing a chromosome
Cause you keep comin back for more

You can try to figure me out
But you'll never know what girls are about
And all those things that I said yesterday
I didn't mean them anyway

Little boy little boy 4X

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DON'T GET ME BUSTED

My heart needed a vacation
I had to change the radio station
I just wanted something new
And I needed someone new to do

I caught his eye
He touched my thigh
Guess I'm gonna have to lie

I've been bad
Don't get me busted
Cause he'll never know
If you don't get me busted

So I went to the corner store
To see if the cute guy worked there anymore
He was busy in the back
So I began to plan my attack

Ch.

Things didn't go as planned
You saw us kissing by the hot dog stand
Now I don't know what to do
Don't make me have to get ridda you
 

Ch. 2X

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POLICE BLITZ

You pulled me over and I pulled you in
C'mon officer let's go for a spin
Cause I got nothin better to do
And I just wanna make out with you

Now you wanna rock rock rock n roll
Now you even wanna smoke a bowl
Gimmie your badge baby gimmie your gun
Gonna show you how to have some fun

Police blitz all night long
Gonna party like cheech and chong
Let's go drink some schlitz
It's a police blitz

Roll up the windows make it airtite
Breakin the law never felt so right
Gimmie a kiss gimmie all that you got
C'mon hit me with your best shot

Ch.
Let's go drink some schlitz
It's a police blitz

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HOT PANTS

Hey little girl you're runnin all over town
I know about you yeah you really get around
Well I hate to say it but your clothes don't fit you right
And tonight I think you've got your hot pants on too tight

You're always wearing those hot pants
You say you're lookin for romance
But when I 'm around you know you haven't got a chance
You're always wearing those hot pants
But I know that no one wants to dance with you tonight

Hey little girl you're tryin to get with my guy
I've got two words hands off or baby I'll make you cry
I don't pull hair and I don't fight dirty
But piss me off at 9 and you're lunchmeat by 9:30

Br. Well you've got the moves but your hair is so last year
And you've got the attitude but you're wearing your headgear
Everybody knows you put the ho in ho ho's
And you're in my face and I wanna break your nose

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NOTHING TO DO 

I can't walk and I can't talk
And now the beer is outta stock
Just ran out gonna get some more
Gotta go back to the liquor store

I got double vision so I better stay in
The coast is clear so let's start huffin
We're sniffin everything under the sink
And all I really wanted was another drink

Nuthin to do (nuthin to do)
Nuthin to do tonite
Nuthin to do (nuthin to do)
Nuthin to do tonite
The drinks are too few tonite
So I guess I'll just have to do you tonite

Oh no I think it's after two
Guess we'll just drink thera flu
It says drink one so we chug four
Hey what happened to the floor

Ch.

Br. I'm not gonna leave the couch
I just wanna sit and slouch
Killin time watchin cable tv
You know I just wanna get busy

Nuthin to do (nuthin to do)
Nuthin to do tonite...

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