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1. People That Are Going To Hell
2. Cafe 405
3. My Girlfriend's Dead
4. I Know, Huh?
5. Money's Not An Issue
6. I've Got An Ape Drape
7. If The Government Could Read My Mind
8. Too Much Drama
9. Come Out Fighting
10. Euro-Barge
11. Fucked Up Girl
12. An Idea For A Movie
13. OK
14. So Long, Farewell
 
PEOPLE THAT ARE GOING TO HELL

some people are bad and they don't give a damn what they do or who they hurt. they go through their lives and don't apologize for the shit that they've disturbed. but they don't bother me at all cuz i know quite well when their lives are over and they've done what they've done they're the people that are going to hell some beat their wives or pull out a knife and stab a person or two or three with no repercussions and no one here can touch them and they get away scott free but that's not the case you see and i'm glad to tell when their lives are over and they've done what they've done they're the people that are going to hell they will spend eternity cursing all they've done faced with karma consequences and nowhere left to run they will be in agony until the end of time cuz they were such ass holes while alive so try and be nice and to do what's right cuz there will come a day when you're faced with your maker and no one here can save you no matter what they say. and be glad that you were good cuz some don't do so well and when their lives are over and they've done what they've done they're the people that are going to hell 

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CAFE 405

watching her at the mall she don't know me at all hope no employee over hears think i'm in love with you red, yellow, white, & blue seems i've been watching her for years, it brings a smile to my face as she hops with style and grace way beyond 9 to 5, she's keeping hope alive - cafe 405 i'd always keep her warm in that silly uniform tell her every day that she's the best just wanna be with her, i'd never chat on her wit someone at panda express and nothing else makes me tick like when she's on that pogo stick i wish i wasn't afraid, she's making lemonade one day our love will arrive, so glad to be alive i'm always flattered when my hot dog's gettin' battered she's gettin' better at it every day shopping mall renegade, she's makin' lemonade 

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MY GIRLFRIENDS DEAD

i once had a girlfriend but then one day she dumped me and everywhere i go people would ask me where she was i don't want to talk about her someone always asks about her so i tell them all my girlfriends dead i say its leukemia or sometimes bulemia or a great big truck ran her over and chopped off her head i don't want to talk about her someone always asks about her so i tell them all shes dead i guess theres a part of me that lacks sympathy oh the looks on their faces when i tell them how she passed away i don't want to talk about her someone always asks about her so i tell them all shes dead [my girlfriends dead...] my girlfriends dead you see its a total lie but its easier on me than having to admit that she likes someone else [my girlfriends dead...] my girlfriends dead you know please change the subject, im going to go jump off a building and join her in heaven i don't want to talk about her someone always asks about her i don't want to talk about her someone alwayss asks about her so i tell them all my girlfriends dead 

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I KNOW, HUH?

i'm an expert on her cause i see her everyday she's got one of those bedrooms you can see from the freeway i know her brothers, her cousins and her dad would not appreciate me getting on those not from the same neighborhood, her brothers scare me but their sister looks so good sandra, i know, huh? you gotta' go home to make dinner and clean up and that sucks. i know, huh? sandra, i know, huh? you gotta' go home to fill up the pinnate for you cousin's quincenera and when we dance, the snare drum comes out of nowhere but we're together, and they're playing our song 'cause when she calls, i know i just gotta' go there and when i get her in the mood, the tuba ruins the song i go to pick her up but i just get stared down they say hey huero what you doin' in this town i got a mission so i don't care what they say they think they're something just because it's cowboy day in their neighborhood, her brothers scare me but their sister looks so good sandra, i know huh? you gotta' go home to put the cow stickers on tio's van conversion 

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MONEY'S NOT AN ISSUE

well i know you been working most nights and i think you deserve something nice for once, you do and the twins they've been driving you nuts but tonight your in luck. guess what, here's what- hey babe we're going out tonight were finally gonna do it right no more pinching pennies with a broke ass loser i've had a change of luck, i found the twenty bucks i thought i lost under the sofa i'm feeling like a hundredaire and baby i just don't care where we go or what we spend so grab your friends-cuz money's not a issue tonight hey baby were going out tonight just bring your appetite for luxury and fun cuz money's not an issue go on baby now make a wish i'm feeling irish rich i found me pot o' gold and living large, it fits you feel free to super size cuz tonight dreams are realized i know that's it's been rough and you don't get the stuff that such a pretty lady is so deserving of but now that's not the case i'll shower your sweet face with champagne dreams and moustache kisses i'm well aware that i've been kind of cheap and tight but all that's changed and were going to do it right so tell your friends that- money's not an issue tonight 

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I'VE GOT AN APE DRAPE

makin like a famous country singer, or the guy i saw last night on jerry springer, clean me up but let me keep my edge, in the day i like to keep it dignified, but at night you know i got another side, and i don't give a damn cause i am what i am, even if it's really really bad, i've got ape drape yes i do, they're giving them to anyone that means you, you can drive to riverside and get one too and then you'll have an ape drape like i do, go ahead and buzz around the ears i've been growing that one right back there for years, i've had it since the first time i saw queensryche, the front may conform to society but the back says i have personality even if its really really, even if its really really bad, i've got ape drape yes i do, they're giving them to anyone that means you, you can drive to riverside and get one too and then you'll have an ape drape like i do, make it short in front and long in back (x10), i've got ape drape yes i do, they're giving them to anyone that means you, you can drive to riverside and get one too, and then you'll have an ape drape like i do, if the top is short enough that it stands up i could be thrown out of the back of a club, but don't you lay a finger on my pony tail, now fix my kid so he looks just like me, some magic crazy pants are all we need, some may call it child abuse, i just call it bonding with your dad, i've got ape drape yes i do, they're giving them to anyone that means you, you can drive to riverside and get one too, and then you'll have an ape drape like i do, i got a normal neckwarmer yes i do, they're giving them to anyone that means you, you can drive to norco and get one too, you'll have a normal neckwarmer like i do, i've got hockey hair yes i do, they're giving then to anyone that means you, you can drive to canada and get one too, and then you'll have hockey hair like i do, i've got acky breaky hair yes i do, they're giving them to anyone that means you, you can drive to nashville and get one too, you'll have acky breaky hair like i do, i've got a mullet yes i do, they're giving them to anyone that means you, you can drive to hoboken and get one too, and then you'll have a mullet like i do, i've got forbidden hair yes i do, they're giving them to anyone that 

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IF THE GOVERNMENT COULD READ MY MIND

baby i'm more than a little concerned you see about the new world order conspiracies and the covert spreading of deadly disease they've got earthquake machines and ufo's and black helicopters wherever we go but i forget them all when you are with me they can telepathically read my mind i'm not scared of what they'll find - let them do what they're gonna do cuz if the government can read my mind they know i'm thinking of you. they've got secretly funded internment camps and biological warfare labs but when you look at me they all don't seem so bad they've got martian traded technology, and mind control psychology i'll let them do what they wanna do cuz if the government can read my mind they know i'm thinking of you. i could stockpile food and join a militia but i'd rather stay at home and kiss ya let them do what they're gonna do cuz if the government can read my mind they know i'm thinking of you. if the government can read my mind baby, you know it doesn't matter what they find, cuz if the government can read my mind they know i'm thinking of you. 

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TOO MUCH DRAMA

hot step moms and surrogate dads it breaks my heart to see him so sad lying alone in his room with a frown on reruns show him what he's missing out on if life could be, like he sees it on tv he wouldn't have to hurt so bad hurts so bad `cause it's too much drama, too much drama dad and mama traded back and forth til he turns 18 it's too much drama, the kid don't need no new step grandma so he joins a family on the screen can't you see? too many parents leave too many sets of parents leave a kid who can't believe how they can think that he can take it it's all he can do to fake it off for a weekend with real dad but the only thing real is how real bad he just wants his life to be black and white those people never fight if he could xerox a home from the talking picture box he wouldn't have to hurt so bad so he turns to tv for help and for guidance a lot of his virtues he picked up from linus fonzie taught him what it means to be cool from doogie he learned that he must go to school three's company taught him that just acting gay could lower the actual rent he would pay cops showed beating your wife and your neighbor could immortalize you and your double wide trailer 

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COME OUT FIGHTING

voices! you're letting voices tell you what to do when you yourself don't know. voices! you got one too, so let it out and let us know when you're feeling all alone. well i know, there are times when- you're feeling close to the ground and there's times when- you may feel there's no place to call home and there's times when- your best friend just seems so far away and there's times when- the only end in sight is the end you've got to come out fighting! come out fighting! come out fighting! don't let it get you down. problems! i've got em too but keeping them inside is not the thing to do. problems! you've got to face hang-ups head-on, before you know they're hangin' you. you've got to come out fighting! come out fighting! come out fighting! all alone yes all alone. loneliness, it is something we all know. woooh all alone, yes all alone. been there before so please believe me 'cause i know. woooooooooh. sorry to say to your dismay your life is not the only one that you affect. don't you realize that a part of all of us will die inside when you yourself are dead. you've got to come out fighting! come out fighting! come out fighting! come out fighting! warning you, warning you, warning me. 

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EURO-BARGE

here in america, respect your fellow man some foreign cultures don't understand we got this little rule and it's called elbow room pertaining to the spacial occupancy you consume it i'm in front of line, then you should stay behind until i get my iceless soda. it's such a simple thing it's called first come first serve wooden clogs that smash my feet i really don't deserve in every region it seems there's a legion of impatient close talking slime, that cut in line. barge me with your walkin' spray me with your talkin' i am the ambassador of kick your assador what's your affinity for my vicinity. there's plenty room here in your country it's just etiquette to use deodorant. maybe smelling bad's the way you choose to represent boozy and stinkin' i smell what your thinkin' i just need a little more space get out my face barge me with your walkin', spray me with your talkin' back the fuck up ass hole shut your bread & cheese hole tryin' to make myself clear, give me just a foot here you offend my sinus, i'll kick your royal highness i'll see your euro-barge by friend, and raise you one ugly american barge me with your walkin' spray me with your talkin' push you out of the way sock you in the pate' step right off you inbred, hygiene like a deadhead i am the ambassador, of fuckin' kick your assador! 

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FUCKED UP GIRL

i'm well aware that you are chemically imbalanced but i'm the kind of guy that likes a challenge from a crazy kind of girl who lives in her own world who is legally insane i'm not afraid and i'll rise to the occasion and i'll remind you when it's time for medication for a mixed up little girl alone in this big world who is legally insane you need someone who's there weather you're lucid or delusional you need someone to hold your hand if your confused at all i understand all the problems you got i'll stay up nights on a suicide watch for you fucked up girl. i'll be with you until we find a good solution and keep you out of any mental institutions cuz you're legally insane it takes some patients and a lot of sacrifice helping a lunatic get through her life i'll protect you from yourself cuz you got nobody else and your legally insane you need someone who's there when you're losing all you faculties you need someone who understands all your abnormalities i understand all the problems you got i'll stay up nights on a suicide watch for you fucked up girl. you need someone who's there weather you're lucid of delusional you need someone to hold your hand if your confused at all i understand all the problems you got i'll stay up nights on a suicide watch for you fucked up girl. 

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AN IDEA FOR A MOVIE

i got an idea for a movie, and it goes like this (check it out) it's about a boy who gets his finger caught in a bottle of mr. pibb and they go on adventures, i think it could be big is it too soon to whisper oscar? put a happy ending there and it'll write itself, i swear all we need are some meetings and a lead i got an idea for a movie, it's about this guy who wished and wished 'til it came true, and now this kid can fly i got an idea for a movie, and here's my pitch i get a job and quit my band, and you stop being a bitch and we will have adventures, like the boy and his bottle did is it too soon to whisper oscar? put a happy ending there and it'll write itself, i swear all we need are some meetings and a lead with a happy ending there this thing will write itself, i swear all we need is some trick photography i forgot one thing about the guy who gained the ability to fly it was actually only for a foot or two and only an inch or so high 

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OK

hey buddy how you doin' today? thanks a lot buddy i'm doin' ok. how bout you, you doin' all right? well i got into a fight my girl left last night. that's rough guy what was it about? i lost my job and she just ran out. your honey got runny when the money got funny? my honey got runny when the money got funny, buddy. are you ready for a brand new day? ok! ii'm gonna do things my own way ok! here's what you do and rejoice in new and join me when i say, ok! so guy what do you do now? everywhere i go people telling me how, to live my life like they really know me. sometimes past your nose it's hard to see. so guy what you trying to say? i say its time to do things your own way. so tell me what you want, what i really, really want! when you're living in shit and your life is shit and shit is all you smell. you submit and get to used to and live in your shit filled hell. people will mislead you and believe you when i say. trust yourself! believe yourself! and join me when i say ok! 

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SO LONG, FAREWELL

there's a sad sort of clanging from the clock in the hall, and the bells in the steeple too. and up in the nursery an absurd little bird is popping out to say cuckoo. regretfully they tell us, but firmly they compel us to say goodnight to you. so long,farewell, auf wiedersehen, good night i hate to go and leave this pretty sight. so long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, adu. adu adu to you and you and you. so long, farewell, au revoir, auf wiedersehen i'd like to stay and taste my first champagne. so long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, good bye i leave and heave a sigh and say goodbye, goodbye. i'm glad to go i can not tell a lie. i flit, i float, i fleety flee i fly. the sun has gone to bed and so must i so long farewell afedersen good bye, good bye good bye good bye 

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