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STOP
SMILING
happy robots say "life is
fine"
they're the ones i loathe
they're stupid or
they're lying or a little
bit of both
ignore disasters and say
that life is great
it never stops the smile
on your shit consuming faces
the stupid fucking hippies
too
stoned to see their lives
are fucked
going with the flow into
the shitter
they are sucked and then
they got these magic crystals
don't do a goddamn thing
just stinking of patchouli
while they choke on their
ginseng
beating on a drum you sing
of quiet and peace,
burning marijuana and take
the time to hug a tree,
say no possessions, but
get all that you can,
you stink like shit and
smile through it
don't ever trust a happy
man cheery retard masses,
with evil osmond smiles
way too glad to be
cuz "he" is on your side
and then they hand out propaganda
for sheep to join the cult,
collecting guns,
they rapt your daughters
but nobody's at fault
beating on a drum you sing
of quiet and peace,
burning marijuana and take
the time to hug a tree,
say no possessions, but
get all that you can,
you stink like shit and
smile through it
don't ever trust a happy
man i don't want to go to heaven,
it's filled with pricks
like you i won't go inside the gates,
leave me in the waiting
room i'm sure that god hates you too
he thinks your an obsessed
fan see how you are?
i'll never trust a happy
man never trust a happy man
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IT'S
A FACT
you know when your sure that
no one gives a crap,
your on the right track
it's a fact and when you believe,
things are good it's guaranteed
you're up your ass
it's a fact morons through
the world, and it's shitty place
no one ever asked to be
born
it's a fact you know every
time you think you've got it right,
your totally wrong
it's a fact and when you
really try the efforts misapplied or there's a catch
it's a fact when you've
got a sure thing,
your sure to fuck it up
it's one thing you can count
on every time
it's a fact what can you
do?
absolutely nothing don't
even try to amount to something
it will never work and hitler
is a jerk,
and soon we'll all be dead
anyway
it's a fact (you suck) in
five billion years the sun will explode
it's in the bible
it's a fact and no one will
know that we were ever here
it's a fact it's a fact
so rest assured in knowing
that what you do don't matter
some one can do it better
anyway
it's a fact it's a fact
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MARRY
ME
young girl says to her mom,
"how did you know that father
was the one?"
then mom just rolls her
eyes she says,
"you'll find that special
guy" but to herself she cannot lie
she says, "i'm praying for
the day i die and they bury me"
then boy become a man he
finds that special one
who understands he knows
'twas meant to be her faults he cannot see
& now he's down on bended
knee
i pledge my love eternally,
will you marry me?
do you take this woman?
i don't!
do you take this man? i
don't!
for the rest of your awful
life she is your lawful wedded wife
do you take this woman?
i don't!
do you take this man? i
don't!
eternal agony in holy matrimony
the two now joined as one
and from this holy union
comes a son and the cycle begins again,
another fool is on his knee
where is my alimony?
hang yourself from the family
tree, say marry me
menopause, mid-life crisis,
moments for the rest of your life
'til death do you part,
'til the kids leave home she is your wife (june?)
just look at your parents
strife imagine that for the rest of your life
do you take this women?
indubitably i don't
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ALLAH!
allah! allah! allah! allah!
i studied carefully, and
i do believe the best of heavens is to except is islam
i hope that book is right
they promise paradise
i'm going for the bonus
of a martyr's reward and when i fight
i know he makes me strong
and when i die i know i
can't be wrong
i know my only chance is
allah! allah! allah! allah!
the prophet has summoned
us to attack
he said we must in his defense
against those who don't believe
the last day grows near
my belief takes away the fear
i made the right choice
my god's the only god and when i fight
i know he makes me strong
and when i die i know i
can't be wrong
i know my only chance is
allah! allah! allah! allah!
when the infant girl buried
alive is asked for which crime she is slain
when the records of men's
deeds are laid open and heaven is stripped
bare when hell burns fiercely
and paradise is brought here
then each soul will know
what it has done
it's time to party with
allah! allah! allah! allah!
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TASTES
LIKE CHICKEN
first i think of my health,
then i know some food i
have to buy i'm taking the time,
taking the time to understand
why you and me
were never meant to eat
a bird that fly's how does it make you feel?
to take a life for just
one meal the deal,
two drumsticks and a breast
just leave you so depressed that i must stress do not eat the chicken!
now back to my health i
really don't need the vegetable all covered in filth,
it's almost uneatable meat
makes you strong so strong that you can say who's the man?
who's the man now?
50 serving from just one
cow how does it make you feel?
to take a life for just
one meal the deal,
two drumsticks and a breast
just leave you so depressed that i must stress do not eat the chicken!
i can taste the feathers
in my mouth
such a waste of time
1 life 1 meal should be
a crime eat a bigger bird
1 turkey - 10 people can
be served i don't care how they're raised,
hormone injected do not
phase me you can stuff your free range
chickens i wont eat a bird
that fly's how does it make you feel?
to take a life for just
one meal the deal,
two drumsticks and a breast
just leave you so depressed that i must stress do not eat the chicken!
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(BUT
THEN) SHE SPOKE
there she stood she was a
vision a picture of perfection
so i made the big decision
i'm going to talk to her
i have to show to her it
could be magic and i got the nerve up
so went over there she was
a goddess
i had to show to her i could
be her adonis
at first sight i knew she
was my destiny
the first time the feeling
has come over me
intimidation, feared rejection
i need to make a love connection
then the unexpected had
occurred and then it happened
and she spoke and it all
just went to hell
her personality quickly
broke the spell so disillusioned
and i came to the conclusion
she was garbage wrapped in loveliness
leaving me so unimpressed
if she don't shut up i'm gonna throw up
all over her shoes how could
it be?
that such a goddess would
ever talk to me and make me nauseous
all the things she said
just echoed in my head
i thought she was an angle,
but it was all just misread
every word was terrible,
and made it more unbearable
and made me have to leave
the f-ing room
and it's all because she
spoke tortured by her words such a pretty shithead
that i wished i never heard
perfect on the outside but fucked on the in
how can god be so cruel?
it's got to be a sin i had
to plug my ears, until she disappears
so i can cry - waahh!
and it's all because she
spoke it all just went to hell
her personality quickly
broke the spell so disillusioned
that i came to the conclusion
she was garbage wrapped in loveliness
leaving me so unimpressed
i was destined to learn my lesson
and i learned it well never
think she's perfect till you talk to her
first never fall in love
till you go through her purse
never think she's perfect
till you talk to her first and i should know
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HOW
(DID THIS LOSER GET THIS JOB)
i know it's just a figure
of speech but if your breath and your clothes are bad your destined to
teach
i see the president i see
lincoln what the hell was 43% of this place thinking
we watch the shuttle launch
read j.d. salinger i know one teacher i wish was on the challenger
how- how- how- how- how-
how- how did this loser get this job?
check his references, that's
all i'm saying i think my parents deserve more for what their paying
he works till 3:00 it's
such a racket all you need are dockers and a members only jacket
how- how- how- how- how-
how- how did this loser get this job?
unprepared, drunk you swindle
academe all you wanna do is wrestle with the football team
pass out towels like communion
you're protected by the kid molesters union
how- how- how- how- how-
how- how did this loser get this job?
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HUNGRY
FOR YOU
hey baby where you going
tonight?
and are you taking me with
you?
i love you so much i want
you to know
i really love you so i want
you to be my lady forever and ever and ever and ever
little girl i want you so
bad i can taste it in my food
i think your great i really
want you to know
i always want you around
i think about you every
single night when i'm sleeping on the couch in my bed
every time i watch tv all
i have
i got you in my head all
i think is of you
i love you i fuckin love
you, your my pumpkin and i want to squeeze you
so baby where we going out
tonight?
are you taking me to get
some food?
i want you to pay for me
i've got no job i'm so hungry for you for you for you
hey baby where we going
out tonight?
are we gonna go eat?
everything will be alright
i love you so much i want you to know
i never really ever wanna
let you go,
you're my pumpkin for 6
weeks now and all i want to share is a large cow,
with cheese, with you, because
i love you oh pumpkin!
i want you i want you to
know, i never really ever wanna let you go
i'll smash your head in
the doorway, if you don't pay my way
i got no money, i got no
rent, i'm just hungry for you
i'm just hungry for you
i'm so hungry for you
hungry for you!
hungry for you!
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FAILURE
IS THE BEST REVENGE
for all those who've failed
you will have your day
and you'll hear them say
"i don't understand how things went wrong,
i've always been great,
good-looking and strong"
when they feel like you
have all the time it's your revenge
failure i guess that's life,
failure is the best revenge
be proud of your flounders
and falter with pride fail
without shame cuz you never
tried
don't bother building a
trophy case,
unless they start handing
them out for last place
be humble because no one
is safe it sneaks right up
failure everybody join the
club,
failure is the best revenge
failure only one way of
doing things right,
but a thousand ways wrong,
so join the fight.
in showing the winners we
don't play their games,
an army of losers retarded
and lame a chance to unite
cuz we're all the same it's
great to be a failure never try
failure is the best revenge
avoid mediocrity and run
the other way
stay at the bottom you're
welcome to stay
make them remember you for
failure
without match every defeat
is a feather in your cap.
i give a crap we all belong
failure
one billion strong failure
come join the club
failure never try
failure is the best revenge.
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AGING
ORANGE
i'm palm palm head and i
wrote one good song
but that was almost 20 years
ago
i tried and i tried to follow
it up
but you know how those sophomore
jinxes go
so i became quite bitter
as sales dropped like flies
no one likes these dumb
songs of racing cars and spies
maybe it's my ape drape
or hippies in my band
but now we only tour in
arizona or japan
so after much thought and
a panel of experts
i came up with a brilliant
little plan
i'll take out my frustrations
on one of these ungrateful new punk rock bands
cuz i invented socks and
i invented gravy
i made up the cotton gin
but no one ever paid me
why beat a dead horse with
a career that is cursed?
i'll just sue for royalties
on things i thought of first
back in ancient egypt many
pharaohs went to jail for misappropriation
of my phrigian scale i said
listen to tutankhamen you're driving me insane
it's obvious those bellies
are all dancing to bloodstains
i figured out you owe me
and please try not to laugh
but every time i hear it
i get one more golden calf
so i've bitten off a sizable
chunk of the hands of the people with the food
now i'm confined to the
pages of flipside
a graveyard of punk rock's
35 year old dudes
cuz i invented socks and
i invented gravy
i made up the cotton gin
but no one ever paid me
why beat a dead horse with
a career that is cursed?
i'll just sue for royalties
on things i thought of
first palm palm! palm palm!
palm palm!
ape drape! ape drape!
poodle head! poodle head!
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CANINE
EUTHANASIA
i'm gonna miss you buddy,
you were the best pal in
the world
i feel real bad cuz your
going away
but things will be better
in the other world
when you get to heaven i
bet your legs will work again
you can run around like
years before
and you'll be surrounded
by your friends
they'll never have to pick
you up out of the mud,
your hair will grow back
and you'll have a lot of fun
yeah i think about the good
times,
like when i dressed you
up in human clothes,
peanut butter on the roof
of your mouth,
chase you around the back
yard with the hose
you were my constant companion
but now you don't recognize
me your eyes are blind
and dad says we should let
you die with dignity
you knew where we were going
on that last ride
when i promised mom &
dad i wouldn't cry.
i think it's the right thing
to do if your in pain
canine euthanasia seems
more humane
now sometime has passed
since you have gone away.
i got a new pal and he's
really great
but i think about you every
day
i miss you more than any
girl, you never let me down.
where ever you are i wish
i was there
i was always happy when
you were around.
sooner or later everyone
dies but i wish i never had to say good-bye goodbye.
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MOVING
UP
hey mom, it's been fantastic
since i'm on my own
at first it seemed so drastic
when you and dad kicked me out but it made me get my act together
and learn what life's all
about now i'm self reliant i can hold my own movin' up,
lookout i got me a job,
at a food service place i'm making four-fifty
and things are going great
i'm cleaning toilets, making fries
but in a couple years your
least favorite son could make the manager
i don't need education,
forget about a college i've got the motivation,
i've got the knowledge i'll
work my way slowly up the food service ladder and prove to my new family
here i really matter movin'
up, lookout, here i come, movin' up
i hate to jinx my chances
if it's too soon to speak but there has been some talk,
i could be worker of the
week they'll give me half price lunches
and my own parking space
if i ever get a car
that's icing on the cake
movin' up, lookout, here i come, i'm doing great
i may share one room place
with seven other strangers with bugs and drugs
and several other dangers
but i command the dinner shift,
and when depressed i think
the four f's friends, fun, fast-food, flexible hours
cuz i got me a job i got
me a plan you said i was a mess up
but i proved that i'm a
man i'm here surviving and i did my own way
mom and dad i wish that
you could see me today
i'm movin' up, lookout,
here i come, i got a raise, movin' up lookout, here i come, i'm doing good
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I'LL
MAKE YOU LOVE ME
this here's my last chance
so it won't hurt to ask what can i do to make you love me?
i'll learn to speak in french,
i'll even pitch a tent on
your front yard to make you love me
it seems impossible you
never seem to notice
but there will come a day
they'll say "he really showed us"
this time i really mean
it i think i'm dangerous you won't be safe
until you love me you're
such a pretty girl,
let's feed the birds and
squirrels some bread and peanuts till you love me.
if you don't like some one
then i will take a gun and blow their heads off
until you love me you must
understand i'm not responsible for anything i do
i've got a doctor's note
this time it's not a joke, i'm really serious bad things will happen till
you love me.
love me love me i know when
you say i'm scaring you and i should go away
that it's a lie but here's
some truth i'll never stop until i die. (die die die)
in my mind we are peas and
carrots but you are so blind you refuse to hear it you'd better listen
up
i'll give you one last chance
you won't be safe until you love me, love me, love me
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CHOOSING
YOU MASTERS
i think my tv's busted if
not this country's dusted 'cause i think i saw 7 mary 3,
and they were on the mtv
they were telling the people to rock the what?
talentless hippies, hootie
wannabees, southern fried kings of mediocrity
now let me get this straight
you want mtv viewers, the worlds biggest losers, to vote?
the idea's wrong in fact
there ought to be a law if you can sit through a silverchair video
you shouldn't be allowed
to vote at all they call it a revolution,
i call it a curse tabitha
sucks and kennedy's worse it's like
i got clockwork orange things
on my eyelids as i watch the fans of stone temple pilots
seize power a layer of shit
spreads across the land it's a psa from the rollins band now the sellout
of all time,
who can't sing or write
a rhyme is telling his genius club they have a voice?
well the voice of his fans,
like those of blind melons should be lumped together w/ convicted felons
just a segment of society
not encouraged to engage in public policy this idea's wrong,
in fact there ought to be
a law.
anyone who bought the last
hole record should be thoroughly deprogrammed
for the safety of us all
this idea's wrong don't choose your masters
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I
BELIEVE
i believe the children are
the future,
teach them well and let
them know things may be all shit right now,
but it gets worse when your
old happy meals and easter bunny,
great moments indeed enjoy
it now while you still can
cuz i believe i believe
in miracles and dreams can come true
especially the ones where
your teeth fall out or you're naked at school
even sleeping brings us
pain we never get no relief
but that's how it's meant
to be that's what i believe what ever happen to trust?
come on people it's what
we need stop confusing the issues with facts cuz me for one,
i still believe i believe
in the written word if it's on paper
it's true it's all gospel
as far as i'm concerned if somebody wrote it
it's good enough for me
why be so suspicious of the ones who tried to keep you informed?
they give you the things
you need that's why i believe
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