Sweatin' To The Oldies
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1. Anarchy Burger
2. The Legend of Pat Brown
3. Join Us for Pong
4. Pizza Tran
5. The Master Race in Outer Space
6. Wanna Be Manor
7. Mohawk Town
8. Ladykiller
9. Girls Turn 18 Every Day
10. Hey Homes!
11. H.B. Hotel
12. Pirate's Life
13. Summer Lovin'
14. Urban Struggle
15. Teenage Idol 
16. Goop All Over The Phone
 
ANARCHY BURGER

anarchy, kill a cat shoot james brady in the back raise an army of rabid rats beat your neighbor with a bat anarchy burger hold the government anarchy burger hold the government anarchy, go ape shit let them know your sick of it write your congressman, tell him he sucks, your only in it for the bucks anarchy burger hold the government anarchy burger hold the government you're all potential anarchy burgers if you want to be free order yourself an anarchy burger (hold the government, please) anarchy burger hold the government america stands for freedom but if you think you're free try walking into a deli and urinating on the cheese anarchy burger hold the government anarchy burger hold the government say fuck in front of your mom fuck! and go to school naked 

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THE LEGEND OF PAT BROWN

pat brown tried to run the cops down pat brown ran 'em into the ground pat brown tried to run the cops down pat brown ran 'em into the ground patrick edward brown tried to run the cops down patrick edward brown tried to run the mother fuckin cops into the ground pat brown gets real mean, when he's in his machine he's no zero, he's a fucking hero pat brown he didn't get too far pat brown he got holes in his car pat brown they threw him in jail pat brown couldn't pay his bail patrick edward brown tried to run the cops down patrick edward brown tried to run the mother fuckin cops into the ground pat brown he's a crazy guy and i'll tell you why he's no clown, so don't fuck around he's got a shotgun, yeah he thinks it's fun to shoot at you patrick edward brown tried to run the cops down patrick edward brown tried to run the mother fuckin cops into the ground pat brown he's a crazy guy yeah i'll tell you why on a hunting trip the trigger slipped someone almost died circle massage got a shotgun barrage he won't pay 50 bucks for head music shop got a midnight shopping stop "hello marshal amps" stereo store got hit for even more but pat got caught at the cuckoo's nest, he did his best to waste some pigs patrick edward brown tried to run the cops down patrick edward brown tried to run the mother fuckin cops into the ground pat brown he don't fuck around pat brown he's got a shotgun yeah you better run me and joey know here he comes down your street sawed-off shotgun in his seat better look around cause here comes pat brown gonna run you down now don't fuck around with pat brown don't fuck around with pat brown with pat bra-rown 

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JOIN US FOR PONG

it's the gay nineties and you can't watch nothin' good mindless pinko garbage is all they make in hollywood kung fu theatre, now there's a show with class like to find the guy who cancelled it and karate chop his ass so after alf is done there ain't nuthin' good on all my rowdy friends come over 'cause i have pong join us! join us! join us! join us for pong! i got the foxes i got that clout i got my unit on the day they came out you bring the snack treats, you bring the booze i ain't bringin' nuthin', does that box belong to you? pass the dutchie's on, my all time favorite song but turn it down you moron 'cause we're tryin' to play pong don't be fooled by world peace or an economy that's stable the c.i.a.'s just got more time to watch you through your cable they would control you and take away your brain you can defeat them if you switch your box over to "game" do what's right to you, not what they tell you to you can fight we meet tonight so join us for pong it's up to you to improve your hand-eye cordination or become a mindless servant, unwitting puppet of the nation they know your address, they send you bills they decide if you watch tyson, don't that give you the chills shake off your shackles son, we've only just begun there's just two speeds, it's what you need, so join us for pong 

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PIZZA TRAN

medium cheese, she's glad to take my order long long way from that lao-viet border she fled the jungle the evil viet cong, pizza tran orange county is where you belong two long weeks in that little leaky boat just to get the right to see me and to vote here comes my pizza, down bolsa avenue, yes its true pizza tran i love you girls at school they just don't understand what do you see in that little orphan tran? she's so pretty i'm proud to be her man, and i am and that's why i love pizza tran i love her and i think she loves me i order pizza 'bout 7 nights a week she's my madam thieu & i'm her general ky, i believe she's baking another for me pizza tran deliver something i miss you and i'm so hungry pizza tran pizza tran get into that dope white supra and bring me a slice pizza tran 

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MASTER RACE IN OUTER SPACE

one two three four master race in outer space they had to leave this earthly place all the allies and the russians too this nazi shit don't do this nazi shit don't do this nazi shit don't do so we launch them to the moon the secret moon base was nearly complete so we put the plan in motion for the space age feat germany was about to fall they loaded up the rockets and launched them all this nazi shit don't do this nazi shit don't do this nazi shit don't do so we launched them to the moon master race in outer space they had to leave this earthly place all the allies and the russians too this nazi shit don't do this nazi shit don't do this nazi shit don't do so we launched them to the moon one small step for man one goose step for mankind (sieg heil baby) one small step for man one goose step for mankind (sieg heil baby) this nazi shit don't do this nazi shit don't do this nazi shit don't do so we launched them to the moon master race in outer space they had to leave this earthly place all the allies and the russians too this nazi shit don't do this nazi shit don't do this nazi shit don't do so we launched them to the moon 

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WANNA BE MANOR

you can tell i'm no great planner i ended up at the wanna be manor wanna be manor, what a place to be wanna be manor, it's not for me i looked in the door, opened the door peeed on the floor, spotted a whore drugs and filth are all around no clean dishes can be found if you thought that your nightmares were scary wait till you meet the hoe called jerri no one dragged a dead fish in the room it's spreading legs and her female perfume i walked upstairs, i can't explain but i got involved in a three man train was it fun? yeah, i guess but i got crabs like all the rest dave's a cool guy but he's a really a slob lives on unemployment, and he can't get a job go ahead and take a drink, there's nothing to fear just make sure you sniff that beer! passing out is no excuse you'll be subject to abuse some will let you hang there it's just the pigs on their nightly visit after busting one person each the pigs said to move out of huntington beach now i'll have to find a new town or find another wanna be manor wanna be manor you can tell i'm no great planner i ended up at the wanna be manor wanna be manor, what a place to be wanna be manor, it's not for me wanna be manor wanna be manor 

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MOHAWK TOWN

now mohawk john knew he did wrong when he went and killed some men they sent for the marshal to bring him in they sent for marshal skin he rolled into town, and pulled his cowboy hat down cause everyone knows a skinhead, and skinheads aren't allowed (skinheads aren't allowed) in mohawk town the sun was high and his mouth was dry so he rolled up to the saloon he ordered himself some red eye he knew he'd meet john soon checked out all the mohawks sittin roud the bar he knew he found the mohawk town and john couldn't be too far he rolled into town, and pulled his cowboy hat down cause everyone knows a skinhead, and skinheads aren't allowed (skinheads aren't allowed) in mohawk town he walked out of the saloon and there stood mohawk john he didn't have no time to speak both guns had just been drawn now mohawk john was quick but skin shot straight and fast he put a slug right through his heart and laid him on his back he rolled into town, and pulled his cowboy hat down cause everyone knows a skinhead, and skinheads aren't allowed (skinheads aren't allowed) in mohawk town 

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LADY KILLER

mr. playboy, sir weasel, poppin snake, and mr. cool went down to the boulevard to play their ass some pool illa zilla, illa zilla, illa zilla lady killer illa zilla, illa zilla, illa zilla lady killer i'mfa for, i'mfa for, i'mfa dancin' wit you here go one, here go one, here go one, woooo mr. flashdance, old bufu, man sam, and doctor boots came down from the south town to snort theey ass some toots illa zilla, illa zilla, illa zilla lady killer illa zilla, illa zilla, illa zilla lady killer i'mfa for, i'mfa for, i'mfa dancin' wit you here go one, here go one, here go one, woooo well they came down looking to score but they got a whole lot more when they started a fight on that frightful night at lady killer's bar illa zilla, illa zilla, illa zilla lady killer illa zilla, illa zilla, illa zilla lady killer i'mfa for, i'mfa for, i'mfa dancin' wit you here go one, here go one, here go one, woooo so if you have to leave your turf you better not go far or start a fight on friday night in lady killer's bar illa zilla... 

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GIRLS TURN 18 EVERY DAY

judy hates me, stepped on her cat i hate judy, she's gettin' too fat sally left me, i was gettin' kinda cold i left sally, she was gettin' kinda old oooh, oooh, what's a guy to say? tawana don't like the tapes a bought boo-yah tribe, new kids on the block tracy says my car is dumb i think there's more where she came from oooh, oooh, what's a guy to say? girls are turning 18 every day rachel turned 18 just last week kamie turned 18, looks so sweet jenny's lookin' sorry at 29 but her sister turned 18 just in time 

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HEY HOMES!

hey homes, don't front my set hey homes, don't front my set word! you fudge with me you fudge with the crew word! the dumbest thing you'll ever do word! don't front my set 'cuz we got power word! i got guys comin' in from bellflower hey homes, don't front my set word! me and my home boys just don't dig word! you bustin' turf and strartin' sheet word! crazy, crazy close you stay word! what the hell did i just say? hey homes, don't front my set word! this ain't no downtown box of wine word! homey bus head, he did no time word! jacked his ride, cold set up heads word! just stop me if i'm makin' sense hey homes, don't front my set 

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H.B. HOTEL

ever since my baby left me i found a new place to dwell it's down on the end of a lonely street called heart break hotel she left me in the gutter with mud on my face she left me in the gutter a total disgrace she took my manhood and broke it in two now what's a broken hearted man supposed to do? ever since my baby left me i found a new place to dwell it's down on the end of a lonely street called heart break hotel been so lonely, so fuckin lonely so god damn lonely i could shit i been so lonely, so fuckin lonely so god damn lonely i wanna kill that bitch cause she was a cunt, she was a bitch she left me with a crotch that itched she was a cunt, she was a bitch she left me with a crotch that itched so i grab some pliers pulled off her clit sit on her face and make her eat my shit tie her up beat her with bats stick her in the cellar feed her to the rats poke her in the eye fuck her in the socket get a dull butter knife and cut her tit a pocket put a gun upto her head make sure that fucked bitch is dead she was a cunt, she was a bitch she left me with a crotch that itched she was a cunt, she was a bitch she left me with a crotch that itched been so lonely, so fuckin lonely so god damn lonely i could shit i been so lonely, so fuckin lonely so god damn lonely i wanna kill that bitch 

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PIRATE'S LIFE

seven hits of l and nobody could tell so i spent every dime just to get to aniehem i was in the magic kingdom now i'm in the carribean you get something really wicked when you spend an e-ticket high adventure on the sea, but it's not the life for me now those harry tatooed pirates are all chasing after me i was threatened with a knife by a pirate playing fife now i'm sailing for my life thanks to lsd 25 where can i hide? i don't want to buy a bride i'm alone as i float hey, there were others in my boat up ahead, one of the men he said he would be my friend he'd guide me to the hole if i deeded him my soul to the hole i didn't make it that doesn't mean he didn't take it he laughed at my plight he said you'll be one of us tonight high adventure on the sea, but it's not the life for me now those harry tatooed pirates are all chasing after me i was threatened with a knife by a pirate playing fife now i'm sailing for my life thanks to lsd 25 he was right, i'm still here as i have been, for over a year with my last bit of hope, a tin can and rope i just want to break free but i can't get away no i can't get away cause that damn dog's got the key no one listens as i tell of my ordeal in this cell they stand right by but they don't fall is this for real? is this for real! 

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SUMMER LOVIN'

summer lovin' had me a blast summer lovin' happened so fast met some girl, crazy for me met a guy, cute as can be summer days drifted away to oh, the summer nights tell me more, was this texas or france? tell me more, did you get in her pants? went to her place, got in her blouse while the roadies demolished her house watched her cable, stole her tv she did my band just the way she did me summer hoes open their does then get grounded for the rest of their life tell me more, did her parents come home? tell me more, did you call nome on her phone? in gay paris the girls are so chic they don't talk english so they last a whole week german foxes, way too much hair put that wall back so that they stay there here's my adress come stay with me too bad you can't afford to come overseas tell me more, did you make true love vows? tell me more, what if she finds your house? i got sober that's where it ends so i told her we'd still be friends she was cool, but just like the rest i had to leave her with a phony address "of course i live there, i love you, you fox" (your welcome anytime at my p.o. box) san francisco, our closing night thought he'd finally met mrs. right bought her flowers, read her my poem said he'd call me the next day at home didn't answer she's with some other dude probably begging out on haight street for food 

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URBAN STRUGGLE

i want to be a cowboy i got to be a cowboy i'm born to be a cowboy i want to be a cowboy a cowboy! uh-huh tonight we're taking me fast car were gonna go down to the cowboy bar i'm gonna wait till the club is full and i'm gonna ride the mechanical bull cowboy look is the one i sought can't change now cause the clothes are bought to be a true cowboy was my fate i can't help it if i was born late all the cowgirls in their stetson hats and their tight fitting jeans so they don't look fat we'll all be listening to the cowboy tunes and stomp around like a bunch of goons cowboy look is the one i sought can't change now cause the clothes are bought to be a true cowboy was my fate i can't help it if i was born late we're all od'd on the olden west seein' who's cowboy clothes look the best i can ride that phony bull so damn good sometimes i think i'm clint eastwood cowboy look is the one i sought can't change now cause the clothes are bought to be a true cowboy was my fate i can't help it if i was born late i know i'm a cowboy deep inside my hat band's made out of synthetic rattle snake hide after a couple shit kickin' cowboy movies i'll check out the cowboy scene down at zubie's cowboy look is the one i sought can't change now cause the clothes are bought to be a true cowboy was my fate i can't help it if i was born late find out who all fights the best we start fights with them punks at the cuckoo's nest those damn punks are crazy(though) and meaner than a bull at a rodeo cowboy look is the one i sought can't change now cause the clothes are bought to be a true cowboy was my fate i can't help it if i was born late you call me an urban clone of course a big deal if i'm afraid to ride a horse with a broken nose and a fucked up knee maybe this cowboy scene just ain't for me cowboy look is the one i sought can't change now cause the clothes are bought to be a true cowboy was my fate i can't help it if i was born late yee haw cowboy look is the one i sought can't change now cause the clothes are bought to be a true cowboy was my fate i can't help it if i was born late ( i couldn't make it as a punker ) 

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Goop All Over The Phone

He met her at the soundcheck, where she was tendin' bar
Bodacious one sand ruby lips, a regular movie star
Hersingin' voice was pleasin', that's how she got her name
He wasn't from her neighborhood, but he loved herjust the same
How he wished he could move to Hollywood
How he wished he could move to Hollywood
But there's goop all over the phone, and Pleasant all over the bill
He'd like to see a lot more of her, cause she gives him such a thrill
But he's from down in Long Beach, and she lives in Hollywood Hills
So there's goop all over the phone, and Pleasant all over the bill
Like a duck after a June bug, he's on that honeybee
And every night he phones her hive and they get real sticky
He tells her that he loves her, but can only talk awhile
Cause the phone gets like a greased up hog and the bill's a country mile
(CHORUS)
Now he went off atourin', 'cause the Vandals gotta play
But with every show their love costs more 'cause he gets further away
There's only one solution, a phony calling card
But he yapped & yapped 'till he got slapped with a serious federal charge
(CHORUS)
Now the judge denied him bail, and he fought back the tears
And he thought of Pleasant's beauty as they gave him 20 years
He said, "I'll go real peaceful like, I know I broke the law,
But I ain't no stoop so gimme the goop
'Cause I still got one phone call."
And there's goop all over the phone...

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