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LET
THE BAD TIMES ROLL
for all those that are feeling
way too fed up inside now here's a celebration of failure and losing like
to put a shout out to all y'all far and wide sorry people but this is the
way it's gotta be
i know, i know, i know,
i know we are pushing the parameters to a brand new low the end is near
there's lots to fear no such thing as a good day is what i'm told let the
bad times roll the grass is never greener on the other side i'll stay right
here and frolic in the dirt and gravel where's the love in this room?
i feel teary eyed. between
you and me i don't think it's ever gonna change descend, rear end, offend
a friend it's wise of you to run and hide from what's around the bend the
end is near there's lots to fear no such thing as a free lunch is what
i'm told let the band times roll up to me i'll embrace them happily let
you people know i'm not foolin' come take a ride with me down to riverside
show you what it's like to be coolin' life's gotta be a little better overseas
where everyone's drivin' a mercedes unsatisfied with my mail-order bride
so much for my last attempt with the ladies listen to nobody this is the
way i think tell 'em all you're gonna live at least until you're forty
just be glad you're only one shade of blue in the face wake up smell the
shit and think that everything is great i know, i know, i know, i know
we are pushing the parameters to a brand new low the end is near there's
lots to fear no such thing as a good day is what i'm told let the bad times
roll
back
TAKE
IT BACK
let's go to the place where
the food is really good
and my order's understood
and they won't drown my
food, yeah!
get me to the seat, i wanna
eat,
just a party of three me!
me! me! yeah!
what is this stupid shit?
i didn't order this!
not gonna pay for it!
take it back! (x5)
hello pretty lady, i'll only
say it once
"meat and cheese only",
don't fuck it up!
here it goes again a conspiracy
are you plotting against me?
i said only meat and cheese,
yeah what is this stupid shit?
i didn't order this! not
gonna pay for it! take it back! (x5)
i'll say it simple, so you
can understand get my food right,
i am a hungry man you say
you're sorry,
not really a waitress "i'm
studying to be an actress" starting acting like a waitress!
...food! do you wanna see
me puke?
what are you retarted?
pickles make me sick let's
get the eating started, yeah!
here it goes again, i said
it all along,
meat and cheese only it's
wrong! wrong! wrong! what is this stupid shit?
i didn't order this! not
gonna pay for it!
take it back! (x5)
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NOW
WE DANCE
drowning in this toilet of
shit
they call life work like
hell
at taco bell for $4.25 an
hour
no one gives a squirt of
piss if you fucking die
so seize the day by the
balls, and squeeze until it's on
it's knees and now we dance
like soldiers
on the battlefield the only
triumph in a moment of glory
crack your head open and
sue somebody
cop a feel on a punk rock
girl in bondage pants
and now we dance
you are just a speck in
a universe of turds
silenced by conspirators,
not another word.
with ozone trees depleted,
you choke on malathion.
nothing fucking matters,
so what's the use in tryin'?
and now we dance like warriors
on the victory trail
only triumph in a moment
of glory
crack your head open and
sue somebody
come on and do push ups
just like jack pallance
and now we dance
never join the ranks of
the kiss ass suit
and tie or the stinking
hippie, the future is worth a lie,
nothing's worth a fuck,
a fuck ain't worth a shit we're only gonna die,
here's how we deal with
it
and now we dance like warriors
on the battlefield
only triumph in a moment
of glory
crack your head open and
sue somebody
cop a feel on a punk rock
girl in bondage pants
and now we dance
we dance like warriors on
the battlefield
only triumph in a moment
of glory
crack your head open and
sue somebody
come on and do one handed
push ups like jack pallance
and now we dance
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I
HAVE A DATE
i saw a girl and she drove
me wild
she looked at me and i looked
and smiled
the cutest girl you'd ever
see
i never dreamed she'd go
out with me
we met at school so i asked
her out
the only girl i ever thought
about
she's 16 and she's so divine
i never thought i could
make her mine
i'm in love, i just can't
wait
tonight i have a date
i have a date with the cutest
girl in town
i have a date and i'm the
happiest boy around
i'm in love.
i just can't wait 'cause
tonight i have a date
went to the movies in my
parents car
i never dreamed i'd get
that far
i picked her up at a quarter
to eight
i got there early i didn't
want to be late
i never thought it would
come to this
i drove her home and she
gave me a kiss
i'm in love and it's here
to stay
she said she really wants
to see me again
i'm in love,
i just can't wait tonight
i have a date
i have a date with the cutest
girl in town
i have a date and i'm the
happiest boy around
i'm in love.
i just can't wait 'cause
tonight i have a date
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SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
even though the sound of
it is something quite attrocious
if you say it loud enough
you'll always sound precocious
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
i was afraid to speak when
i was just a lad
my father gave my nose a
tweak and told me i was bad
and then one day i heard
a word to save my aching nose
it was the biggest word
you ever heard and this is how it goes..
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
even though the sound of
it is something quite attrocious
if you say it loud enough
you'll always sound precocious
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
i traveled all around the
world and everywhere i went
i used this word in all
i say
i used this very word in
all i said in
did i say my special word
and then they ask me out for tea
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POWER
MUSTACHE
mustache is a symbol of repression
and of hate
never trust a man with a
butt broom on his face
it's the facial marking
of the man who holds you down
the source of all your problems,
every city, every town
stalin, hitler, schneider,
just to name a few
got to kill the mustache
before it grows on you
fight! the mustache power!
(x3)
fight! fight! fight!
mustache is authority the
world is run by assholes
they try to run our lives
from their golden mustache castles
the dark prince was a nazi,
his mustache true to form
instead of arm- band swastikas,
mouse ears must be worn
he terminates employees
with the hair above his lip
cuz in the fuhrer's kingdom
it's dictatorship
we should take his frozen
corpse and shave his fascist face
and make the magic kingdom
a truly happy place
fight! the mustache power!
(x3)
fight! fight! fight!
pigs across the nation dressed
in uniform with their gun and badges,
a mustache must be worn
they beat the population with their clubs
inflicting pain with mustache
anonymity, they all look the same
we must join together till
the mustache is removed
and then we'll have a party
with beer and chicks and food.
fight the power! fight the
power mustache!
fight the power! fight the
power mustache!
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N.
I. M. B. Y.
the city council met last
night
the vote was one to six
denying access to our town
by tv's "g.e. smith"
the mayor cited nightmares
had by his daughter eileen
she dreamed that ugly fucker's
face
popped out the friggin'
screen
they said no, they said
no way.
not in my back yard
he can not stay
that eyesore is a stain
upon our nation
if you think he's livin'
by me there's no way g.e.
felt the set back but refusing
to surrender
he bought a house
disguised as the guitarist
of the pretenders
but at the party we like
to throw for new homeowners
we caught him when he couldn't
play
the lead from "tattooed
love boys"
they said no, they said
no way.
not in my back yard he can
not stay
that eyesore is a stain
upon our nation
if you think he's livin'
by me there's no way
a man has got the right
to homestead anywhere
he can but that just begs
the question,
what exactly is a man?
blond frankenstein with
dutchboy hair would hardly qualify
so we must live free of
this hall & oats reject or die
they said no, they said
no way.
not in my back yard he can
not stay
that eyesore is a stain
upon our nation
if you think he's livin'
by me there's no way
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APE
SHALL NEVER KILL APE
just a grunt in a bind in
his homeland
taking orders from a very
very bad man
just yer average dieter,
helmut, or a bertrand
i can waste him 'cause i
know i never never shook his hand
killed by a hero, what are
we supposed to do?
just a loser with a girlfriend
g
etting fat and participation
in a very very bad plan
in a nation where the bastards
are the unplanned
we can waste it cuz it's
such a teeny tiny hand
killed by procedure, what
are we supposed to do
(and cornelius says) ape
shall never kill ape
i say wouldn't that be great?
but some apes, they just
gotta go
we kill the ones that we
don't know not a nobody,
an actual american beaten
silly by another jody foster fan
spend a fortune to debate
the moral conflict
and he's protected through
it's obvious
he killed a man killed by
the system,
what are we supposed to
do?
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LIVE
FAST, DIARRHEA
intoxicated - the way i go
through life inebriated - and then i pay the price
designated drinker with
a defected driver
i can't find my keys must
have left them inside her
eating taco bell and now
i'm drinking gin and tonic
i think there's an answer
but i can't put my finger on it
mom please come pick me
up
i don't know where i am
it's the last think i'll ask i just wanna
live fast, diarrhea live
fast! diarrhea! (x3)
punk is what it is - until
you're getting paid this is how i live,
it's not a fucking phase
they don't understand, they think they're fucking rad
we should kill those guys,
this is bullshit man
i followed marshall silver
and i bootlegged hooked on phonics
i think there's an answer
but i can't put my finger on it
mom please come pick me
up
i don't know where i am
it's the last thing i'll ask i just wanna
live fast, diarrhea live
fast! diarrhea! (x3)
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HAPPY
BIRTHDAY TO ME
it's my birthday and i値l
do what i want to fuck you it's my birthday.
a special holiday only for
me, so do what i say, it's my party,
i値l make you cry if i want
to...or leave.
fuck you, it's not your
birthday, so do what i say ok
for 24 hours your wishing
me well 364 days i知 in hell, oh well.
happy birthday to me.
alone on my birthday, i知
going to denny's 10 times today no tip!
it's my birthday, so do
what i say
thanks mom for not having
an abortion or my birthday wouldn稚 be today
but i guess its my good
fortune my birthdays today ok
for 24 hours your wishing
me well 364 days i'm in hell oh well
happy birthday to me happy
birthday to me
spank me spank me spank
me
spank me spank me spank
me oh well h
appy birthday to me happy
birthday to me
i cant believe you forgot
my birthday its my birthday
and your wrecking it you
know its just like every other day
you didn稚 do what i say
how could you forget my birthday
that's really immature fuck
you for forgetting my birthday
you didn't do what i say
today
24 hours no wishing well
now 365 days i知 in hell, oh well.
happy birthday to me.
happy birthday to me
happy birthday to me
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CHANGE
MY PANTS (I DON'T WANNA)
i don't wanna change my pants
not gonna change my pants
i'll never change...
i'm on fire
tonight my pants are fitting
right
gonna rock & roll tonight,
alright i don't wanna change
my pants
not gonna change my pants
never change...
i'm back in brown again
they are my trusted friend
you said they looked good
last week
so i wore 'em again today
i don't wanna change my
pants
not gonna change my pants
never change...
you can change my shirt,
you can change my mind,
but don't fuck with my pants
these pants represent a
symbol of my individuality
and my belief in personal
freedom,
yeah come on i'll show you
how pants
don't fail me now wanna
make sweet love to you...
pants i don't wanna change
my pants
not gonna change my pants
never change...
every guy grab a girl
everywhere around the world
don't change your pants,
never change your pants
it's saturday night i'm
feelin' alright
don't change your pants,
never change your pants
got a monkey on my back
don't change your pants,
never change your pants baby (x16)
don't change your pants
never change your pants
throw your hands in the
air
and wave 'em like you just
don't change your pants
never change your pants
all you sucker mc's don't
change your pants
never change your pants
i love you i need you i
want you
but i'm not gonna change
my pants
i'll never change my pants
you know i'm born to lose,
'cause gamblin's for fools
don't change your pants
walkin' down the street,
everyone i meet
don't change your pants,
never change your pants
etc.
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GET
IN LINE
first you get in line.
and then you're in the line.
and then you wait in line.
and then it's almost time.
to get on to the ride up,
up, up, up, up, up, up, up, weee!
get back in the line.
and then you're in the line.
and then you wait in line.
and then it's almost time.
to get back on the ride.
and then you're on the ride
up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, weee!
permanacer (x3)
sentados por favor permanacer
(x3)
sentados por favor up, up,
up, up, up, up, up, up, weee!
get back in the line.
and then you're in the line.
and then you wait in line.
but someone cuts the line.
and they're adding to your
time.
and that's not very nice.
kick 'em outta line.
and then you wait in line.
and then it's almost time.
to get back on the ride.
and then you're on the ride.
come on! up, up, up, up,
up, up, up, up, weee!
get back in the line.
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JOHNNY
TWO BAGS
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KICK
ME
kick me, you know that i
am a lazy piece of shit
an animal on hand outs from
an evil government
i've always been a nobody,
i'll never be a somebody,
unless i kick some ass or
get that drink with the umbrella in it so full of shit
kick me, you know that my
machine is full of rage
expose me, you know i'm
stupid even for my age
please check out my shitty
band, the preachings of an anarchist,
the government can't owe
me if i don't believe that it exists
so full of shit kick me.
kick me harder i need a
good kick.
my head is so think kick
me.
kick me harder. rip me a
new one.
i don't even have an old
one.
i'm so full of shit.
kill me, before some moron
gives me my big chance
and i end up a poet/role
model buried in france
i'm so high on pot &
shit i think that i'm in ancient egypt
forgive me, but seattle's
junkies don't speak for my generation so full of shit.
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SOUP
OF THE DAY
soup of the day.
flavor of the month.
stain in your pants from
your bleeding cunt.
sell out! buy in! never
gonna change!
cash out now buy a home
on the range.
18 years, i'm still punk.
going back and forth you
silly little fuck!
when it goes away, i still
stay.
no i won't go away never
the soup of the day.
money is good when it comes
your way.
take it now, it's your day.
take it, before it goes away.
pay day! pay day! get out
quick.
it sure beats selling your
dick.
soup of the day.
flavor of the month.
stain in your pants from
your bleeding cunt.
i had a dream, a terrible
thing like a fucking pig grabbing at a brass ring.
gimme mine! got mine!
constant pain with a shotgun
remove your brain.
don't care a fuck about
the flavor of the month soup of the day.
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