mr. playboy, sir weasel, poppin snake, and mr. cool went down to the boulevard to play their ass some pool illa zilla, illa zilla, illa zilla lady killer illa zilla, illa zilla, illa zilla lady killer i'mfa for, i'mfa for, i'mfa dancin' wit you here go one, here go one, here go one, woooo mr. flashdance, old bufu, man sam, and doctor boots came down from the south town to snort theey ass some toots illa zilla, illa zilla, illa zilla lady killer illa zilla, illa zilla, illa zilla lady killer i'mfa for, i'mfa for, i'mfa dancin' wit you here go one, here go one, here go one, woooo well they came down looking to score but they got a whole lot more when they started a fight on that frightful night at lady killer's bar illa zilla, illa zilla, illa zilla lady killer illa zilla, illa zilla, illa zilla lady killer i'mfa for, i'mfa for, i'mfa dancin' wit you here go one, here go one, here go one, woooo so if you have to leave your turf you better not go far or start a fight on friday night in lady killer's bar 

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BAD BIRTHDAY BASH 

house all to myself it was my birthday present but total wrack'n'ruin soon became apparent i just wanted a band to play my favorite song i thought that it would be mellow but boy was i wrong i thought they'd played the cowboy song (i heard it on the radio) i thought it could be mellow (but how could i know) i just wanted a band to play my favorite song i thought that it would be mellow but boy was i wrong asked to bring some friends they walked in with mohawks as the band began to play they started to throw rocks now i thought that this was cool til they threw me in the pool the sofa must of missed me cause now it sits here with me i just wanted a band to play my favorite song i thought that it would be mellow but boy was i wrong i thought they'd played the cowboy song (i heard it on the radio) i thought it could be mellow (but how could i know) war declared on furniture still no mercy shown anything not nailed was immediately thrown final damage toll is better left unspoken by the time they left my house there was nothing left unbroken 

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MASTER RACE IN OUTER SPACE 

one two three four master race in outer space they had to leave this earthly place all the allies and the russians too this nazi shit don't do this nazi shit don't do this nazi shit don't do so we launch them to the moon the secret moon base was nearly complete so we put the plan in motion for the space age feat germany was about to fall they loaded up the rockets and launched them all this nazi shit don't do this nazi shit don't do this nazi shit don't do so we launched them to the moon master race in outer space they had to leave this earthly place all the allies and the russians too this nazi shit don't do this nazi shit don't do this nazi shit don't do so we launched them to the moon one small step for man one goose step for mankind (sieg heil baby) one small step for man one goose step for mankind (sieg heil baby) this nazi shit don't do this nazi shit don't do this nazi shit don't do so we launched them to the moon master race in outer space they had to leave this earthly place all the allies and the russians too this nazi shit don't do this nazi shit don't do this nazi shit don't do so we launched them to the moon 

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BIG BROTHER VS. JOHNNY SAKO 

big brother, he is a watching watching me and you big brother, is a watching and he'll know your every move their really really gonna do it to you just wait and see they'll be telling us what to do and they'll want us to die laughing and they'll want us to die laughing giant robot, he can save us cause he knows just what to do giant robot, listen up johnny sako's coming for you johnny sako's on his wrist radio to the mountain hideaway giant robot, please wake up we need you right away we need you right away 

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MOHAWK TOWN 

now mohawk john knew he did wrong when he went and killed some men they sent for the marshal to bring him in they sent for marshal skin he rolled into town, and pulled his cowboy hat down cause everyone knows a skinhead, and skinheads aren't allowed (skinheads aren't allowed) in mohawk town the sun was high and his mouth was dry so he rolled up to the saloon he ordered himself some red eye he knew he'd meet john soon checked out all the mohawks sittin roud the bar he knew he found the mohawk town and john couldn't be too far he rolled into town, and pulled his cowboy hat down cause everyone knows a skinhead, and skinheads aren't allowed (skinheads aren't allowed) in mohawk town he walked out of the saloon and there stood mohawk john he didn't have no time to speak both guns had just been drawn now mohawk john was quick but skin shot straight and fast he put a slug right through his heart and laid him on his back he rolled into town, and pulled his cowboy hat down cause everyone knows a skinhead, and skinheads aren't allowed (skinheads aren't allowed) in mohawk town 

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VIKING SUIT

come here little boy i'm a friend of your mother's i'll give you a candy bar if you get in the car okay he's got his camera and deep seeded obsessions his nordic heritage and sexual frustrations he wants to be lief ericksson to discover america but he's not he's just a photographer who likes little boys in viking suits he likes to take the little boys walking home from school in his neighborhood take them to his studio and dress them up in viking suits words of wisdom each one rings true watching little brothers could happen to you so don't grow up to be a guy who takes pictures of little boys in viking suits come here little boy 

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I'M A FLY

help me! help me! i'm a fly! i'm a fly! help me! help me! i wanna die! i wanna die! cause this world is the shit i land on it's got nothing to give this world is the shit i land on i don't wanna live i don't wanna live i don't wanna live 

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SLAP OF LOVE 

guy: do you love me baby? 
girl: yes 
guy: well how much do you love me? 
girl: a whole bunch guy: well how much is a whole bunch? 
girl: well i don't know 
guy: this much? [ slap ]
don't say sorry or call her baby and if she wants to go out say, "maybe" never let her get the upper hand a woman can't respect a weak man and if she talks back you just have to slap her down give her that slap of love it will keep her coming around so she ran out? let her pout! she just went down to the store you know she'll have an apology and a sixer when she comes through that door she loves that stinging pain and she knows you'll have to do it again and if she talks back you just have to slap her down give her that slap of love it will keep her coming around don't feel sorry that's a mistake the biggest one you'll ever make i wouldn't trust her as far as i could throw her you might love her but you don't know her show her your love with a slap you know that she will come back now your looking at the rings on your hand and your feeling like a hell of a man the woman now knows her place i can see it in her rosy face and if she talks back you just have to slap her down give her that slap of love it will keep her coming around show her your love with a slap 

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AIRSTREAM

driving in our airstream we're a band on the road with equipment, roadies, a manager we've got a heavy load airstream! airstream! airstream! get out of my lane! airstream! airstream! airstream! on our way to your town cause you've never seen us play with our airstream's aerodynamic design we should be there any day airstream! airstream! airstream! get out of my lane! airstream! airstream! airstream! airstream is so shinny and it's made out of aluminum you can't tell if it's a '64 or an '81 i know that it's american made so my chest just swells with pride then i grab that stainless steel handle and i pull myself inside double insulation diamond tuck n roll toilet, shower, refrigerator we're completely self contained airstream! airstream! airstream! get out of my lane! airstream! airstream! airstream! airstream is so beautiful we can hardly keep the foxes out when we round that final corner we can hear them shout airstream! 

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RICO

i live in the land of the freeways home of the smog and traffic the sun and the air the mountains and sea streams and palm trees the valleys... the canyons... the mountains... the beaches... hollywood, downtown, the valley are all places you should see the city at night, the city so bright a short time away a campfire sight the missions... the mansions... the farmlands... punk rock bands... people come from all over to work and live in the sun it's always so nice my own paradise the desert , the snow so many places to go the people... the places... the weather... the faces... that's for me 

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